Hello my name is Daniel
the idea of being right-handed or left-handed is so fucked up. like how in the hell is it evolutionarily advantageous to have one hand that’s good at everything and one that’s fucking useless. why aren’t we all dead.
Tell her she’s beautiful when you’re eating her out
|White people:||We don't want any black people in our clubs, bars, parties, restaurants, schools, government, banks, neighborhoods, or offices|
|Black people:||Well fuck y'all then. We can go start our own shit that's just for black people and nobody else.|
|White people:||Wow, excluding people based solely on their skin color? That's really racist and I am personally offended. How would you feel if we did that to you?|